Pugdragon

Just.. wow.
Awesome. xD

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Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk?
I didn't mean to call you that.
I can't remember what was said or what you threw at me.
Please tell me, please tell me whyy!...
My car is in the front yard.
And I'm
Sleeping with my clothes on.
I came in through the window
Last night.
And you're gone.
Gooone.
Lit- My Own Worst Enemy Cx.

You don't like Blink-182??
WHA??
...
*next day*
Cop: What exactly happened here?
Me: Umm.. he fell.. on my knife... 187 times.